As head of the Department of Pizza Crime (just go with it),eroticized transference I hereby denounce pizza dipped in milk as the most heinous pizza offense yet.
The ghastly combo hit the internet earlier this week, when a 20-year-old college student posted a photo of it to Twitter. She's since made her account private, but people have reposted it anyway—accompanied, of course, by their opinions.
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Okay. Here are some reasons why this is the worst:
Pizza is not cookies.
Pizza, because it already has sauce, does not need to be wetter. Liquid-wise, it can be improved only by another savory sauce (buffalo, ranch, garlic sauce, etc.).
Now you have to drink milk with bits of pizza in it -- cheesy tomato milk.
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And fellow pizza crimes don't really hold a candle. Well,what about pineapple pizza? you might ask. And that pizza made with peas and mayonnaise? Well, one's a matter of taste, and the other's just disgusting, to be sure—a pizza troll, if you will, if it can be called a pizza at all.
But this? This is something else entirely.
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So, please: Don't dip your pizza in milk. Save yourself, because there's a worst case scenario here: trying milk pizza could ruin the taste of pizza for you forever.
Just, like, have a nice soda with your pizza instead. And don't even think about dipping.
Seriously.
Don't.
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