Dating apps can The Exotic Time Machinebe tricky. You're competing with literally hundreds of other people, so it's more important than ever to make that opening line count.
Some opt for a compliment. Others go for a joke.
SEE ALSO: Being afraid to come out in a country that just elected a lesbian prime ministerAnd some immediately blow all the competition out of the water with an undeniably excellent Brexit-themed pun:
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You've got to hand it to them -- that isa very strong opener.
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No update yet from James on whether or not he responded. But based on the strength on that opener it would surely be difficult to resist.
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