There are "eroticism: death and sensuality"two types of people who come to a potluck: those who bring food, and those who bring napkins.
Every once in a while, people will attempt to cross that inviolable boundary and pretend to be something they're not, putting the entire potluck at risk. Twitter user @coolstoryjanis' coworker, clearly a napkin-bringer, recently pretended that they were a "food potlucker" at a company event and well, you can see the consequences for yourself.
SEE ALSO: Is 'cheese tea' the next big food trend?Warning: the following content you're about to experience may be disturbing to viewers who make good macaroni and cheese.
Look at the macaroni & cheese my coworker brought to our potluck today. Bruh. pic.twitter.com/TJ494IFjy5
— Jan Levinson (@coolstoryjanis) October 19, 2017
Folks, I have no words for this. The shredded cheese, which appears to have come from the ignoble Kraft "cheese mix" no one buys at Target, isn't even melted. And in a skillet -- the most revered pan of all the pans -- no less.
Twitter agreed with me.
Tell Brenda she needs to report to HR for her exit interview.
— Melisandre Medici (@_MelisandreM) October 19, 2017
There must be an oven, a couple eggs, milk, seasoning and couple more layers of cheese at someone's desk. Cuz dis not done https://t.co/z56UmNYkV5
— j. markell cole (@jmarkellsoul) October 19, 2017
Gotta do this. pic.twitter.com/Ebmg7UGPtJ
— ExSavior (@CharlesExSavior) October 19, 2017
Running out the staff lounge room ... pic.twitter.com/hfNvMcds5s
— Tons of Fun (@tokenbeigechick) October 19, 2017
I would go home. This Mac n Cheese creates an unsafe work environment. https://t.co/7ROnWdfUPK
— Morgan Campbell (@MorganPCampbell) October 19, 2017
Napkin-potluckers, stay in your lane.
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