If you're looking for a low-maintenance pet,Carolee Schneemann: The Politics of Eroticism Bruno is not the cat for you. But if you're looking for a pet whose lifestyle is the feline version of a Mariah Carey tour rider, look no further.
Bruno is a 7-year-old cat currently up for adoption at the Wright Way Rescue Animal Shelter in Morton Grove, Illinois. At the moment, he's experiencing a bit of internet fame for his long list of rules and idiosyncrasies -- a list that is is nothing short of inspiring.
Here's what's going on with Bruno.
He is on a strict diet.
He has several extra toes.
He prefers to play with feather wand toys only.
He likes to be pet on the top of his head and spine only.
He stands on his hind legs when he wants food. No one knows where he learned this.
He likes to be pet while he is eating (but, again, only on the spine and the top of the head).
He will not drink water that is in the same room as his food. He will only drink water in other rooms.
Thus, he requires multiple bowls of water around the house at all times.
Other than that, though, he is pretty "laid-back."
Honestly, Bruno sounds incredible, and I wish I lived near Morton Grove, Illinois so that we could be high-maintenance together in perpetuity. If you're similarly moved by this angel among cats, you can meet him at the shelter this weekend.
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