Let's all be The Erotic Adventures of Zorrohorrible for a second and pretend that Justin Trudeau isn't a prime minister but an international sex symbol -- nothing more, nothing less.
In those circumstances, it's particularly strange to image why Trudeau chose to be featured in Delta's latest inflight magazine. This man is GQand Esquire and Seventeen Magazine on a bad day.
He's no mediocre American airline. He's *Justin*. Asterisks attached.
SEE ALSO: Please stop sharing photos of Justin Trudeau at Pride, it's making the world jealousStill, Justin did what he could to help sex-ify one of the least sexy magazines of all time. This is a magazine meant to store your chewed gum and catch your mid-flight nap drool.
Only *Justin* could get away with a manspread like this. Of course the internet forgave him.
.@Delta celebrates Canada’s 150th with fare sale; Prime Minister Trudeau Sky cover story https://t.co/cZzPHjxggm pic.twitter.com/wwZdjPnCs7
— Delta News Hub (@DeltaNewsHub) June 27, 2017
Backwards chair sitting = means business
— Elliott Vanskike (@twonnet) June 27, 2017
look at those quirky socks, they are a message of peace and unity, what a dream boat, daddy, can he be our president etc etc..what'd I miss? https://t.co/TloHx9kPy7
— Tanya Chen (@Tanya_Chen) June 27, 2017
Hold on, I thought SMOKIN' was not allowed on any Delta flights https://t.co/N1AVgKkH5S
— Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken) June 27, 2017
If all of Justin Trudeau's magazine covers could be inspired by Michelle Pfeiffer moving forward, that would be great. pic.twitter.com/Si95ILTmJC
— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) June 27, 2017
JT look like he’s about to start rapping Shakespeare to relate to inner-city youth https://t.co/l6RJvJidnb
— ishmael n. daro (@iD4RO) June 27, 2017
"Don't call me Mr Trudeau, call me Justin. Or J-Dog."
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) June 27, 2017
how did delta know the only way to get me to read its in flight magazine is to show me a pic of justin trudeau sitting backwards on a chair pic.twitter.com/uRpQohCvno
— Joanna Rothkopf (@joannarothkopf) June 27, 2017
"sup preppy" pic.twitter.com/ZXYWWUVqzR
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) June 27, 2017
It's unclear what the internet knows about Justin Trudeau, besides the fact that "he wears cool pants and socks" and he isn't Donald Trump. It's probably important that people take time to learn about his actual, sometimes questionable, policy positions, in lieu of his butt contortions.
Oh well. These are dark times. Let's all project our political fantasies onto this blank handsome template of a man.
We deserve it.
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