Star Wars toys weren't always app-enabled,Watch The Florist Online semi-senitent BB8s. Before all that fancy stuff, fans had to put up with dolls that certainly did not pass the uncanny valley.
Luke Skywalker himself (also known as real-life man Mark Hamill) took to Twitter to rank his toy counterparts throughout the decades of Star Wars fandom. And the results were extremely on point.
The Twitter presence is strong with this one:
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Our personal favorite? "Black-Haired Semi-Conscious Adult-Diaper Luke," recovering after a wampa attack in The Empire Strikes Back. The lack of Jedi robes literally strips the poor doll-man of all dignity, poor guy.
At the foot of the list, "Senior Citizen Jedi Pension-Plan Future Force-Ghost Luke" seems a little harsh, considering it's a pretty perfect replica of modern-day Hamill — and dude, you're so much more than a Senior Citizen Jedi on a pension plan.
This isn't the first time Hamill has totally shat on the wide breadth of awful, useless Star Wars merchandise — and we love him for it more every time:
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Actually, laying out sick burns on the worst merch from his flagship franchise is kinda Mark Hamill's thing recently:
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**shudders at the thought of having to pleasure C3PO for a piece of tape
**Luke himself would know best, though! We can't imagine how weird it is to know that millions of people out there are collecting tiny doll replicas of your likeness. But as usual, Hamill takes on the inherent weirdness of it all with grace and charm.
Never change! No seriously, these dolls have immortalized Hamill throughout the decades, and they will neverchange — and likely outlive us all.
Good night kids! "Roid-Rage" Luke Skywalker says sweet dreams!
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